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קיבצתי כמה מהלייקים היותר מצחיקים שראיתי. תהנו (:

1. When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses.
2. Did you make it home safely? No, I died 35 times.
3. Having no reason to stay is a good reason to go
4. Poor Justin Bieber everyone picks on her
5. She`s so fake if you look behind her neck it says made in china
6. Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
7. Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t.
8. A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
9. “Go 2 your room” “Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok.”
10. biggest lie ever: “i have read and agree to the terms of use” ✔
11. 1… 2… 3… Smile! *smiling for ages* ……. Oh, it’s on video
12. Sex scene on tv + Parents in same room = Awkward atmosphere
13. I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!
14. I’m pretty sure you’re not a car. Get an actual photo for your profile
15. My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, “tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny.” & walked away like a boss.
16. LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember.
17. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!” “Dude, we have to do this
18. The reason why I don’t talk to you anymore is because I keep telling myself that if you wanted to speak to me, you would
19. is making life-altering decisions in the shower.
20. That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you

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